When to eat protein bars to feel good
A protein bar saves you in the most unthinkable moments. Find out when to eat a protein bar to feel good, smile at life and defeat embarrassment.
A protein bar is a healthy and nutritious food, facilitates weight control, helps you stay in shape and if you choose a Functional Sweet you can also get out of embarrassing situations and smile at life. At Functional Sweet the cream fills you with good mood, the taste releases your smile and the crunchiness breaks the discomfort, to change the course of your day and bring back the sun. Do as we do: stop eating protein bars only in the gym or when you’re on a diet, and discover 5 unusual moments when a Functional Sweet changes your life!
- In meeting
You are stuck in a grueling meeting that has been going on for hours, your boss has been talking about the same thing for over half an hour and complaining about cosmic nothingness. His voice suddenly stops, looks straight at you and is about to pull you in when your stealthy hand pulls out of his pocket a white chocolate and pistachio protein bar. After more than 3 hours of meeting no one will deny you a little snack and with a bite of your favorite Functional Sweet you can in one fell swoop:
- Treat yourself to a break in the delicious taste of real chocolate
- Eat something healthy, gluten-free, sugar-free, OMG-free, palm oil-free and without any of the crap that contains the common snacks
- Having your mouth full and not being able to answer your boss’ questions
- Smile because once again you managed not to take an awkward position in front of your colleagues.
- At the cinema
First date. Pizza and movies, a classic. You haven’t gone out alone with a man in about 3 years and you can’t remember what a dinner for two is like. On the strength of going out with friends, you order a double pizza with tuna and onions, and then you add a nice glass of dark beer to it, only to realise that your breath is reminiscent of that of a Liverpool Harbour unloader on a Friday night. Too bad the evening is not over and the intimacy of the cinema awaits you. With a Functional Sweet nothing can embarrass you. Bite into a strawberry and white chocolate protein bar and you’ll be loaded like a teenager in the middle of a hormonal crisis, ready to face everything from a new love story to halitosis!
- At a checkpoint
“Please have your license and registration.” You’re in a panic. Your license is in the pockets of your jeans this morning. The registration, what is it? But should I look for a little book? No, it’s a yellow and blue paper… but dark blue or light blue? I can’t find it, it’s not here, but I found this!
And magically a dark chocolate protein bar appears from the glove compartment. Take a bite out of it and that little speeding will no longer be a problem.
Some people have tried to offer it to the police to get the fine removed, but we advise you to eat it all yourself: you pay the fine, while the joy and cheerfulness that a Functional Sweet puts you is priceless!
- During lunch break
Today everyone out to lunch, opened a place that makes a broccoli soup Thai version phenomenal!
Your thought is only one: “Are you serious? With all the good and tasty things you can eat for lunch, you spend half a salary to eat broccoli soup?”. Of course you can’t say it out loud, especially since your manager, who is considering your request for a raise, is a vegetarian with a weakness for oriental cuisine.
Luckily you always have a gianduia Waffand’cream with you and you can avoid broccoli soup with a simple “sorry, I’m in a hurry and I prefer to eat a quick bar here at the office”.
Empty desks, total silence and finally you can enjoy a moment of enjoyment by biting a Functional Sweet in the face of your colleagues and their broccoli soup!
- In the gym
Exercise is important, that’s why you go to the gym twice a week avoiding like the plague the group of vain Palestinians who on Tuesdays and Thursdays are in the weight room doing lifting competitions. Today is Wednesday, what are they doing here? But above all, why do they want to convince you at all costs to prove that you are less strong than them? Sure, you could go home, but without too much banging, you could sit down and munch on a chocolate and coconut Functional Sweet, look at them enough and say “can’t you see I’m taking a break?”. Dodged weights race, jockeys out of the game, and guaranteed taste!